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9Jul/1016

Hackers

My mother-in-law who lives in the P.I. had recently gotten her email address hacked. I had an interesting email dialogue with the hacker, and decided to just paste the whole thing here. Enjoy!

ABI:

Hope you get this on time, sorry I didn't inform you about my trip to UK for a program. I am having some difficulty here because i misplaced my wallet on my way to the hotel which contained some cash, credit cards and some other valuable things. I am so confused right now.

I need you to assist me with a loan of $1,850 (figured out by now that it's a 100% scam)to sort out my hotel bills and get myself back home. I will appreciate whatever you can afford to assist me with, i will refund the money back to you as soon as i return, let me know if you can be of any help? ASAP.
please let me know immediately.
Love,
Abigail

KEN:

Hi Abi, (AKA: lowlife hacker)

So sorry to hear about your loss.
Please let me know how I can assist you, like bank details. (suckers!)

-Ken

ABI:

Hi Ken,

Thanks for your response and concern towards my present situation. Please, it will be helpful if you can send the money to me through Western Union Money Transfer. Kindly forward the information given to you as it will facilitate my collecting the money over here since I will have to pay for my hotel bills in cash.

Name: Abigail Biard
Address: 34 Massetts Road, Horley, Surrey, RH6 7DS
United Kingdom (checked out this hotel & reported it, but nothing happened)

Thank you very much, i truly appreciate this kind gesture of yours. Looking forward to hearing from you soonest. (Sucker!)

Love,
Abigail

KEN:

Abi,

I just remembered that I have a colleague who lives near Crawley, (right next to the address above)and I can ask him to bring you the money from me to your hotel. (trying to draw him out) Anyhow, I need a recent pic of you so that I can send it to him to recognize you. Can you mail one here to me? His name is Adam S. Sincher, (initials spell ASS!!)and I don't think it will be a problem for him to do that.
Wishing you all the best,(NOT!)

-Ken

ABI:

Ken,
You should understand my present situation. I am not in the mood to see any body. (wow, you're sounding less and less like the sociable Abi who I know) Please can you send the money directly to me so i can start making arrangement to return. I really need to leave this place as soon as possible. I have not even eaten anything today.(Really? I'll bet you're a fat kid who whomps down burgers all day while trying to steal other people's money.)

Love,
Abi

KEN:

Ok Abi,

I want to send the money to you, but as you know, it's nearly impossible to send money from Mongolia(pushing it) through western union.  My colleague Adam already agreed to take the money to you and you don't even have to worry about paying me back. Consider it a small gift from me to you for all the times you helped me make it through the nights after my wife and children were killed in the accident. (testing to see how heartless this lowlife really is)
Also please get over your mood and see my friend Adam. He's a really great guy and he's actually looking for someone like himself who's transitioning to female. You did so well yourself and I think he'd appreciate it. (are you getting a little scared now, or is this turning you on?)
Anyhow he's going to be there sometime tomorrow or the day after so please send that picture quick! I'd have to be honest and say I can hardly remember what you look like after so long.

-Ken

ABI:

Can you use Money gram? i don't want to meet him. I can leave here myself. (not much to say anymore, eh?)

Abi

KEN:

Abi,

I talked with Adam and he agreed and sent you the money with W.U. I told him to use your real name, to be safe.(You do remember your REAL name, don't you?)
Good luck!

-Ken

ABI:

Thank you very much. Please make sure he sends the money first things in the morning so i can start making arrangements to return. I will be waiting to hear from you.

Thanks,
Abi

KEN:

Sure thing, just me know if there is any trouble. (I'll be there will be!)

-Ken

ABI:

It's 09:00PM here. Was as he able to send the money? Please let me know as soon as possible.

Love,
Abi

KEN:

Hi,

Adam decided to go there after all to deliver it to you in person, but he said that you hadn't checked in there. Are you sure you got the address right? (pushing, pushing...) Anyhow I found an old picture of you and sent it to him, although you must look quite different now, but nobody at the place knew. A thought just came to me -- why don't you get your son Dom(you remember him, don't you?) to swing by and take care of the payment? He's loaded and lives less than an hour away. He could at least send his chauffeur with the limo to you.
Do you want me to contact Dom for you?
-Ken

ABI (for real):(finally!)

TXS Ken,
Got to be able to finally get back into my Yahoo with a new more complicated password
Good try about the Limo and Adam I am so upset right now at the bastards and hackers
oh my God's justice will fall on their heads
Abi
see u soon
'they' deleted all my contacts addresses

(I love her unique style of writing--it's pretty hard to fake it.)

Ps. to Abi:

So glad you got your email thing sorted out. I hope that you were able to recover most of your contacts.

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  2. Just saw that you copied and pasted your back and forth email conversations with the hackers! Great idea! Hopefully more people will be aware of the hoax that can happen to anyone! And again TYSSM for your supportive help always! I just clicked into your blog this morning as its been a long time …. so so neat! Learning so much every time I ‘get in there’! Keep it up! And TXS for liking my writing style that is difficult to fake! ha!

  3. I had mixed feelings when I heard that they succeeded in getting some money from my Mom’s friends… I was really mad that they got tricked, but then also touched at how many were ready to pitch in to help her if she was ‘needy’… bless their hearts :)

  4. hahaha, ken you’re so smart. I would totally have fallen for something like that (汗) but that’s kinda funny (笑)

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  6. Thanks Denisow, and yes, please feel free to quote me, just leave a backlink.

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  9. Ken! This is HAMAZING! Brilliant. I love how you toyed with the hacker like a kitten with a ball of yarn. :D
    I probably would have just ignored it. But this is insanely awesome. :D
    Three cheers for KEN!

  10. Hey there sis,
    I didn’t know you frequented my blog, thanks for the three cheers.

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  12. I wish we can Google how a certain person feels about us.

  13. LOL Ken, that was funny! I loved all your side jokes to your readers as well! I can’t believe people are not only still doing this, but even worse, that people are still falling for this kind of crap!

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